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You ever notice how every time someone uses the word "hocus," it's usually followed by "pocus"? Like, is there a magic spell for originality or are we all just stuck in a magician's loop? I mean, can you imagine if other professions did this? (Imitating a chef) "Alright, folks, tonight's special is the hocus pocus salmon. It disappears from your plate... right into your stomach!"
But seriously, why does magic get a monopoly on "hocus pocus"? I tried it at work once. Boss hands me a huge project, and I go, "Hocus pocus, it's on your desk!" Needless to say, unemployment is not as magical as they make it sound.
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I recently became a parent, and let me tell you, parenting is just a series of hocus pocus moments. You think you've got it all figured out, and then your toddler turns your living room into a magical disaster zone. I told my kid, "Hocus pocus, clean up your toys!" And poof! Nothing happened. Turns out, my kid's a magic skeptic. Now, I'm just waiting for the day when they say, "Hocus pocus, my room is clean!" and I find all their toys stuffed under the bed.
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Have you noticed how technology is always trying to impress us with its hocus pocus capabilities? "This phone has facial recognition!" Great, now my phone knows what I look like at 3 AM when I can't sleep and decide to binge-watch cat videos. And don't get me started on autocorrect. I type "hocus" and it corrects to "focus." Autocorrect, I appreciate the life advice, but I'm just trying to text my friend about a magic show, not reevaluate my entire existence.
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Job interviews are basically a hocus pocus performance. You sit there, trying to make your resume sound more magical than it really is. "I have a talent for turning coffee into code. Hocus pocus, I just fixed a bug!" And then they hit you with those curveball questions. "If you were a wizard, what spell would you cast?" I don't know, the one that magically turns this interview into a job offer?
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