4 Jokes For High

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Updated on: Jan 15 2025

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You ever play video games while high? It's like your thumbs have superpowers, and you're convinced you're setting a world record. I played Mario Kart once, and I was so sure I was breaking the speed barrier until I realized I was in last place because I'd been driving in
You ever notice how the word "high" can really elevate expectations? Like, when someone says, "I'm feeling high," you automatically assume they're on cloud nine, right? But no one ever says, "I'm feeling high" when they're on the top bunk of a bunk bed. I tried it once, and my
Let's talk about getting high and the munchies. It's like your stomach is on a marathon, and every snack in the kitchen is a checkpoint. You start with a bag of chips, then move on to cookies, and before you know it, you're eating a sandwich made of Pop-Tarts because
You ever meet those people who act high and mighty just because they're a little taller? They're like human giraffes looking down on the rest of us ants. I tried standing on a stool once to level the playing field, but it turns out people don't take you seriously when

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