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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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People who claim they're always 'high on life' have clearly never experienced the joy of finding forgotten money in their pocket. Now that's a natural high!
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My mom thinks I'm 'high-maintenance.' I mean, just because I need a cup of coffee before I can even think about being a productive member of society...
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My doctor asked if I was experiencing 'high' stress levels. I said, 'Doc, I'm so chill, I consider choosing Netflix shows a high-stakes decision!'
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They say laughter is the best medicine. Nah, have you ever taken a bite of pizza when you're 'high' on hunger? That's instant therapy right there!
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I'm not a fan of heights, but put a plate of cookies on the top shelf, and suddenly I'm Spider-Man scaling the kitchen cabinets!
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I tried yoga once. Ended up getting so 'high' on stretching, I got stuck in a pretzel shape for an hour. Turns out, I'm not as bendy as I thought!
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The only time I'm high is when I'm reaching for the top shelf at the grocery store! Those snacks are always hiding up there, playing hard to get.
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I've never been skydiving, but have you ever dropped your phone and caught it mid-air? That's a 'high' adrenaline rush, my friends!
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a 'high' is finding the perfect pillow. Thread count matters, people!
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