8+ Best One Liners Jokes For high

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – now she's stuck with me!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting!

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

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