10 Jokes For High

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Jan 15 2025

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You ever notice how high people become the most considerate roommates? They'll spend hours debating whether the volume of the TV is a threat to world peace, but leave a sink full of dirty dishes like it's an art installation titled "Neglected Responsibilities.
Being high turns every cooking show into an action-packed thriller. "Will they find the cheese in time? Can they whisk without breaking a sweat?" It's like watching a culinary James Bond, but with more giggling.
You ever notice how the only time everyone becomes an expert on nutrition is when they're high? Suddenly, a bag of chips becomes a well-balanced meal, and an apple is just nature's way of saying, "Here, have some more chips.
High logic is its own special brand of brilliance. Suddenly, the floor becomes the comfiest seat in the house, and balancing a pizza box on your lap becomes an Olympic-level achievement. Who needs chairs anyway?
High people have a deep appreciation for the profound mysteries of the universe, like why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? It's the kind of revelation that only occurs when your mind is on a cosmic journey fueled by snacks.
High people have the unique ability to turn a simple walk to the fridge into a heroic journey. The fridge light becomes the spotlight, and finding the last slice of pizza feels like discovering a hidden treasure. I'm just waiting for someone to make a movie about it - "The Snackventures of Stoned Raider.
Have you ever tried to order food when you're high? It's like a strategic military operation. You carefully examine the menu, weighing the pros and cons of each dish, as if your taste buds were generals plotting the conquest of Flavorland. And then you end up ordering the usual, because change is just too risky.
Being high is like having a mini conspiracy theory festival in your living room. Suddenly, you start questioning the true purpose of your toaster. Is it really just for toasting bread, or is it secretly plotting against your bagels? The paranoia is real.
High people have a unique relationship with time. Five minutes can feel like an eternity, especially when you're waiting for the microwave to ding. It's like time puts on a snail costume just to mess with you.
Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation when you're high? It's like trying to navigate a philosophical maze made of cotton candy. One minute you're discussing the meaning of life, and the next, you're convinced that your cat is an undercover agent for the feline Illuminati.

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