8 Her Killer Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 01 2025

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Why did the murderer get a job at the bakery? They loved kneading the dough until it was 'dead'!
Why did the murderer become a gardener? They had a knack for 'planting' evidence!
Why did the murderer go to the art gallery? They heard the paintings were 'killer'!
Why did the murderer never get caught? Because he always kept his victims at arm's length!
What did the detective say to the killer who ran away? You can run, but you can't hide - well, unless you're really good at it!
Why did the ghost refuse to haunt the murderer? Because even in the afterlife, they didn't want to be associated with someone who killed the mood!
Why did the murderer bring a thesaurus to the crime scene? They wanted to find a 'killer' synonym!
Did you hear about the murderer who couldn't find their way out of the maze? They were trapped in a killer puzzle!

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