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Murder Weapon
Feeling neglected after the crime
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I thought being a murder weapon would give me a sense of purpose, but now I just feel used. It's like being the third wheel in a crime – everyone remembers the killer and the victim, but no one gives a second thought to the weapon.
Crime Scene Cleaner
Dealing with the aftermath of the murder
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I tried to lighten the mood once and said, "At least it's a steady job. Crime is always in fashion." Let's just say the detective didn't appreciate my dark sense of humor. Tough crowd, especially when the crowd is a crime scene.
Psychic
Knowing who the killer is but struggling to be believed
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Being a psychic is like having Netflix spoilers for real life. I know how the story ends, but convincing people that the killer is the neighbor's cat is harder than you think.
Detective
Trying to solve the case of her killer
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I tried using the latest forensic technology to crack the case. Turns out, the killer was just a really committed mosquito. Talk about a bloodthirsty criminal!
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