7 Jokes For Haunted Mansion

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 25 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
Why did the skeleton break up with the haunted mansion? He couldn't find the heart to stay!
I told the ghost at the haunted mansion to stop making puns, but he kept saying, 'I can't help it, I'm incorporeal'!
Why did the ghost fail the job interview at the haunted mansion? He had too many skeletons in his closet!
Why did the ghost refuse to haunt the new mansion? It didn't have any 'spirit'ual appeal!
Why did the ghost go on a diet before haunting the mansion? He wanted to be a little 'boo'tiful!
Why did the ghost become a real estate agent? He had a knack for selling 'haunted' properties!
Why did the ghost refuse to enter the haunted mansion's kitchen? He didn't want to stir up any 'poltergeists'!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Jul 27 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today