5 Jokes For Haunted Mansion

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 25 2025

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The Ghostly Comedian

Struggling to get laughs from a spectral audience
I did a set in the graveyard, and a ghost heckled me, saying, "Boo! Boo!" I said, "Come on, that's my line. You're stealing my material, Casper!

The Ghost Realtor

Trying to sell a haunted mansion to living clients
Trying to close the deal, I told the potential buyers, "This haunted mansion comes with built-in security – trust me, no burglar will stick around after meeting our headless butler.

The Paranormal Investigator

Trying to conduct a serious investigation in a haunted mansion with mischievous ghosts
During an EVP session, I asked, "Is anyone here?" The ghost responded, "Define 'here.' We're everywhere – it's kind of our thing." I said, "Great, I'm dealing with omnipresent prankster ghosts.

The Frustrated Ghost Cleaner

Attempting to tidy up a constantly messy haunted mansion
I tried vacuuming, but the vacuum just sucked up ghostly ectoplasm instead of dust. I thought, "Well, at least now I know why the last cleaner quit – ghosts prefer a messy home.

The Ghost Tour Guide

Dealing with skeptical tourists on a haunted mansion tour
A teenager on the tour asked, "Can I take a selfie with a ghost?" I said, "Sure, just make sure you use the right filter – 'Haunted Mansion' does wonders for your ghostly complexion.

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