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You know you're in a haunted mansion when the door creaks louder than the ghost that's supposed to be haunting it. It's like the ghosts need WD-40 for their ghostly hinges.
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The haunted mansion I stayed in had a ghostly butler. I asked him to bring me a towel, and he disappeared for an hour. I guess even ghosts have trouble finding the linen closet.
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You know, I visited this haunted mansion the other day. It's so spooky that even the cobwebs have their own cobwebs. I tried to ask a ghost for directions, but they just moaned about the WiFi signal being dead.
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Haunted mansions are like the original Airbnb. You book a room, and the host is always up for a midnight chat. Although, the reviews didn't mention the ghostly wake-up calls... literally.
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Ever been to a haunted mansion where the ghosts are just terrible at hide and seek? They think they're being all mysterious, but you can spot them a mile away, awkwardly hovering behind furniture.
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Haunted mansions are the only places where you can experience paranormal room service. I ordered a sandwich, and it arrived floating to my table. I asked for extra ectoplasmic mayo.
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I tried to watch TV in the haunted mansion, but the only channel available was Ghostflix. Spoiler alert: it's just reruns of the Ghostly Adventures of Casper.
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I visited a haunted mansion, and they had a "ghost-only" elevator. I pressed the button, and it took me to the 13th floor, which apparently is reserved for ghostly penthouses. I didn't see any ghost celebrities though – must have been at a spectral red carpet event.
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I thought I heard strange noises in the haunted mansion, but turns out it was just the ghostly cleaning staff, trying to get rid of the spectral dust bunnies.
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