5 Jokes For Haunted Mansion

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Updated on: Jul 25 2025

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I went to a haunted mansion, and they had a 'spirit' for every occasion!
What do you get when you cross a haunted mansion with a supermarket? Aisle 13 ghosts!
Why did the scarecrow get invited to the haunted mansion? He was outstanding in his field!
Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween night? It dampens their spirits!
Why was the haunted mansion always fully booked? Because it had a 'ghastly' good reputation!

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