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Do you guys have that neighbor, Harvey, who's like a ninja in the apartment building? You never see him, but you know he's there. It's like living next to a specter who pays rent. I swear, I've lived in the same building for years, and I've only caught a glimpse of Harvey twice. It's like he's mastered the art of silent apartment living. I tried to make small talk with him once in the hallway. I was like, "Hey, Harvey, how's it going?" And he responded with a nod and disappeared into his apartment. I'm starting to think he's not just a neighbor; he's an elusive urban legend. Legend has it; if you say "Harvey" three times in front of the bathroom mirror, he'll appear and fix your leaky faucet.
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You ever have that family member, Harvey, who's like the cryptic uncle at family gatherings? He'll drop mysterious hints about his past, like, "Back in '82, I had an encounter with a bear, and we both came out changed." What does that even mean, Uncle Harvey? Did you and the bear start a support group? And family photos with Harvey are a challenge. You'll have this beautiful family picture, and then there's Harvey in the background, wearing a trench coat and a fedora, looking like he just stepped out of a film noir. "Oh, that's just Uncle Harvey. He used to be a detective. Now he solves jigsaw puzzles."
I'm convinced every family needs a Harvey. Keeps things interesting. Like having your very own enigma on speed dial.
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You guys ever notice how there's always that one mysterious person named Harvey? I mean, Harvey sounds like the name of someone who knows all your secrets but won't spill the beans. Like, you'll be at a party, and someone will be like, "Hey, who invited Harvey?" And you're all like, "I don't know, I thought you did!" It's like Harvey just materializes out of thin air, bringing an air of mystery and confusion to every social gathering. And let's talk about Harvey's disappearance acts. You'll be having a conversation with him, and suddenly he's gone. Poof! It's like he has a secret trapdoor that leads to another dimension. "Hey, where's Harvey?" "Oh, he disappeared again. Probably off solving crimes or decoding ancient mysteries."
I've started to believe that Harvey might be a ghost. You know, the friendly kind who just hangs around, sipping on invisible cocktails, and occasionally whispering random advice in your ear. "Harvey says you should order the nachos; they're amazing!
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We all have that co-worker, Harvey, who seems to exist solely in the office shadows. You know he works here, but you're not entirely sure what he does. Harvey is like the office phantom. You'll be at the water cooler, and someone will mention a project, and you're like, "Wait, Harvey is on this project? When did that happen?" I tried to find Harvey's desk once. I wandered through the maze of cubicles like I was on a quest, asking people if they'd seen the elusive Harvey. Turns out, Harvey doesn't have a desk; he just materializes during meetings and drops knowledge bombs like he's been working on the project from the Batcave.
I've started to think Harvey might be a superhero, disguised as an office worker. Maybe he's saving the world one spreadsheet at a time.
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