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Harvey tried to become a baker, but he kept getting caught in a sticky situation!
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Harvey tried to start a shoe business, but it was a bad fit. He just couldn't sole the problem!
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Harvey told me he's writing a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
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Harvey tried to become a chef, but he couldn't make enough dough – he kept getting kneaded elsewhere!
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Why did Harvey bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Harvey wanted to be a gardener, but he couldn't find a job because he had too many 'weeds' of experience!
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Harvey tried to make a dating profile. His bio said, 'Looking for a boo-tiful relationship.' I told him, 'If you keep making ghost puns, you'll be forever alone.'
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Harvey claims he's a Casanova in the ghost world. I asked him how that works, and he said, 'I haunt their dreams.' No wonder he's single.
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Harvey's always complaining about how he died too soon. I'm like, 'Dude, you're a ghost. You're technically living your best afterlife right now.'
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Harvey claims he's a fitness freak. I caught him doing ghostly push-ups. I said, 'Dude, you're already weightless – that's just showing off.'
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Harvey's so old-fashioned. He keeps complaining about the lack of 'spirit' in modern music. I told him, 'Dude, you literally don't have ears.'
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Harvey the Ghost, my new roommate. He's so quiet, I asked him if he's practicing for the afterlife library's 'Silent Reading Championship.'
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Harvey thinks he's a motivational speaker. He said, 'Life is short, even shorter if you're a ghost.' I'm like, 'Yeah, especially when you don't have a watch.'
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Harvey wanted a family portrait. I said, 'Sure, let's just get a camera that captures the invisible spectrum.' Now, we have a blank frame on the wall. Very avant-garde.
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I asked Harvey if he misses food. He said, 'Not really, but I do miss scaring people in the kitchen. Imagine floating spaghetti – now that's a ghostly prank.'
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