7 Jokes For Harvey

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Updated on: Mar 14 2025

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I asked Harvey how he stays fit. He said, 'I do the hokey pokey every day – that's what it's all about!
I told Harvey he should be a musician. He said, 'I can't – I've got too much treble in my life!
I told Harvey he should start a bakery. He said, 'Knead I remind you, I'm not that crusty with my business decisions!
I told Harvey he should be an actor. He said, 'I can't – I always forget my lines, but I'm great at improvisation!
I asked Harvey if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'No, but I'm open to a boo-lievable explanation!
I asked Harvey if he's good at math. He said, 'Not to brag, but I can count on one hand how many times I've been wrong.
I asked Harvey if he believes in luck. He said, 'I used to, but then I realized I make my own gravy!

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