6+ Best Witty Jokes happy new year 2016 Jokes

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Why did the math book look forward to the new year? It wanted to turn the page! ➕➖

Why did the bicycle fall over on January 1st? It was two-tired from the previous year! 🚴‍♂️

I asked the champagne for a New Year's resolution. It said, 'Pour decisions only!' 🥂

Why did the clock get so excited about the new year? It wanted to make a fresh start! ⏰

I told myself I should embrace my mistakes this year. So, I'm dating again! 💑

Why did the champagne bottle break up with the cork on New Year's Eve? It couldn't handle the pressure! 🍾

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