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Happy New Year 2016." It's like a blast from the past, right? But let's talk about how 2016 felt like the year that just wouldn't end. Remember that feeling? We're all excited about the new year, and then 2016 is like, "Hold my beer." It's the year we lost Prince and David Bowie. I mean, come on, 2016, we were just getting started with the dance parties! And don't get me started on the election drama. It's like the writers of reality took it a bit too far that year.
But hey, here we are in 2023, and I'm just grateful we made it through. If 2016 was a movie, it would be that three-hour epic you regret watching but can't deny it had some unforgettable moments.
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So, "Happy New Year 2016." You know, it's got me thinking about New Year resolutions. I mean, we all make them, right? But now, thanks to this note, I've got a six-year challenge on my hands. I'm over here trying to lose weight, and 2016 me is probably just discovering Uber Eats. I can imagine my 2016 self saying, "Wait, you mean I can have tacos delivered to my door? Why am I even bothering with the gym?"
It's like my resolutions are competing in a time-traveling Olympics, and 2016 me is winning the procrastination gold medal. But hey, at least I can tell myself, "Don't worry, in 2023, the gym is still there, and tacos are still delicious.
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So, "Happy New Year 2016." It's got me thinking about how we're living in the future now. I mean, back then, we were excited about hoverboards, and now we have electric scooters everywhere. Close enough, right? And let's talk about technology. In 2016, we were just getting used to 4G, and now we're talking about 5G and beyond. I bet if we went back to 2016 and showed them our phones, they'd think we stole them from a sci-fi movie set.
But you know what hasn't changed? My struggle to understand the latest tech. I'm over here trying to set up smart home devices, and I feel like I'm in a battle with my toaster. It's like, "No, toaster, I said warm my bagel, not launch it into the next dimension!
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Hey, everybody! So, my ghost writer hands me this note that says, "Happy New Year 2016." I'm thinking, did I just step into a time machine, or did I just find a note that someone forgot to send six years ago? I mean, imagine if we could really time travel. I'd go back to 2016 and warn myself about all the crazy things that are about to happen in the world. "Hey, past me, invest in Zoom and hand sanitizer. Trust me, it's gonna be worth it!"
But seriously, it's like finding a message in a bottle from the past. "Dear 2016, hope you're enjoying your memes and Vine videos. Spoiler alert: Vine doesn't make it, but memes? Memes are forever.
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