18 Jokes For Happy Holiday

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Updated on: Jul 13 2024

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Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit!
Why did the snowman call the weather station? He heard they had 'chilling' forecasts!
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
Why did the ornament go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
How does a snowman get around? By riding an ‘icicle!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
Why was the Christmas tree such a terrible knitter? It kept dropping its needles!

The Overachiever's Seasonal Greeting

Happy Holiday! It's like wishing someone a year's worth of celebrations in one greeting. Talk about overachieving!

The Carolers' Ambition

Carolers these days are so ambitious. Start with Happy Holiday! and by the time they reach your doorstep, they're belting out Jingle Bells!

The Ghost of Christmas Past's Yelp Review

You ever think about the Happy Holiday greeting? Sounds like the Ghost of Christmas Past finally got around to giving Santa a review on Yelp.

The Elf's Daily Motivation

If elves had a daily affirmation, it would be Happy Holiday! Because when you're making toys 24/7, every day feels like a holiday.

December's Rehearsal Party

Happy Holiday! is like December's rehearsal line. Testing the waters before the grand show of Merry Christmas!

Reindeer Radio Hits

Ever tuned into Reindeer Radio? First song of the hour? You guessed it: Happy Holiday! Those reindeer know how to set the mood.

Singing Snowflakes' Anthem

You know why snowflakes are so happy? They're always on a Happy Holiday while we're all here just hoping for one!

Santa's Social Media Game

Santa's just trying to keep his social media game strong with that Happy Holiday! A man's gotta diversify his festive greetings.

The Snowman's Tanning Session

Imagine a snowman, lying there in the sun, melting away and whispering, Happy Holiday! Guess it's his way of saying, It's been real!

Santa's Workshop Meeting

I can just picture it: all the elves in a meeting, deciding on the holiday greeting. One shouts, Happy Holiday! and the rest are like, Nailed it!

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