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You ever notice how "happy holiday" sounds so much more festive than just saying "have a nice day"? It's like upgrading from a sedan to a convertible in the car of good wishes.
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Happy holiday" has got to be the most politically correct phrase ever invented. It's like the Swiss bank account of greetings—totally neutral and nobody can get mad.
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Happy holiday" is that magical phrase that makes you feel included no matter what you're celebrating—or even if you're not celebrating anything at all. It's the social equivalent of a warm blanket on a cold day.
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Happy holiday!" Ah yes, the universal greeting for when you have no clue what festive occasion someone is gearing up for. It's like the Swiss Army knife of well wishes.
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Isn't it funny how "happy holiday" has become this catch-all phrase? I mean, it's like the linguistic equivalent of that one-size-fits-all sweater you get from your grandma every Christmas.
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You ever try to respond to a "happy holiday" and realize you've got no clue which holiday they're referring to? It's like being stuck in a game show where you didn't get the memo on the rules.
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Whenever someone drops a "happy holiday" on me, I can't help but think they're being so inclusive. Either that or they've just given up trying to keep track of all the holidays.
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I've always found it amusing that "happy holiday" is our go-to phrase when we can't pinpoint exactly which holiday someone might be celebrating. It's the greeting card equivalent of playing it safe.
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I always feel a little like a detective when someone wishes me a "happy holiday." It's like they've given me a clue, and I've got to figure out which celebration I'm supposed to be jazzed about.
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