7 Jokes For Happy Holiday

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Updated on: Jul 13 2024

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Why was the turkey put in jail? It was suspected of fowl play!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

Why was the turkey asked to join the band? It had the drumsticks!

What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food? Brrrr-itos!

What's a snowman's favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes!

Why did the elf go to school? To learn the elf-abet!

Why did the ornament go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups!

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