5 Jokes For Happy Holiday

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 13 2024

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New Year's Resolutions of Holiday Decorations

Holiday decorations setting unrealistic goals for the new year
The inflatable snowman in the yard told me it's planning to audition for the next season of "America's Got Talent." I guess we'll find out if a snowman can sing or if it'll just be a deflating performance.

Christmas Tree's Perspective

The Christmas tree's existential crisis
The Christmas tree complained about its job, saying, "I spend all year growing and looking good, and what do they do? Hang shiny things on me and light me up like a disco ball. I'm not a tree; I'm a festive nightlight!

Santa's Workshop

Santa's struggle with modern technology
Santa decided to create a TikTok account to stay hip. His first video was him shimmying down a chimney to "Santa Baby." Let's just say, the comments were not "merry and bright.

Snowman's Complaints

Snowman's frustration with global warming
I saw a snowman protesting climate change. His sign read, "Keep it frosty!" I think it's time to listen to the silent screams of snowmen everywhere.

Holiday Shopping Madness

The chaos of last-minute holiday shopping
The cashier asked me if I wanted my gifts wrapped. I said, "Yes, please. And throw in a disguise for when my family realizes I waited until the last minute... again.

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