7+ Best Witty Jokes happy birthday Jokes

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Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more as they get older!

I finally found the Fountain of Youth. It's made of chocolate!

I forgot to buy a birthday gift for my friend, so I got them a 'Get Well Soon' card instead. They'll understand eventually!

I told my wife she should embrace her age. She smiled and said, 'I'd rather count my blessings than my wrinkles.

I don't always say happy birthday, but when I do, it's to people who are getting older!

I'm not old, I'm aged to perfection! Just like a fine wine.

Aging is like fine wine – it gets better with time, and sometimes it gives you a headache!

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