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Have you ever noticed how the birthday cake becomes the centerpiece of the celebration? It's like the Mona Lisa of the party, but instead of admiring it, we're all just waiting for that one friend who takes forever to cut and distribute it.
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Birthday parties are the only place where someone can be genuinely excited about getting socks as a gift. "Oh, you shouldn't have! No, seriously, I needed new socks.
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You ever notice how birthday wishes are like fine print? You mumble through them quickly, hoping the person didn't catch that you wished for unlimited pizza and a nap for yourself.
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Have you ever tried singing "happy birthday" in a group where no one knows each other's names? It's like a game of musical name tags. "Happy birthday, uh, you!
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Birthday candles are proof that we're all secretly arsonists at heart. We gather around, eagerly waiting for the birthday person to blow out the candles, but deep down, we're just thinking, "Burn, little flames, burn!
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It's funny how we put so much effort into picking the perfect birthday card, only to realize we've spent more time reading cards in the store than the person will spend reading it. "Oh, this one has a cat wearing a party hat. Nailed it!
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You know, saying "happy birthday" is like the universal social password. It's the one phrase that makes everyone in the room turn into a cheerfully synchronized choir. Seriously, it's like the secret handshake of adulthood.
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I've noticed that when people sing "happy birthday," we all transform into the most awkward backup dancers. No one really knows what to do with their hands, and we end up clapping like we're trying to kill a mosquito in slow motion.
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Birthday candles are the only time we encourage someone to set a dessert on fire. Imagine doing that any other day. "Hey, it's Tuesday, let's light up that apple pie!
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