5 Happy Birthday Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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The Birthday Cake

Trying to impress with candles
My birthday cake said, "Don't ask for your wish out loud." So I wished for a cake that understands irony.

Birthday Presents

Pretending to love a questionable gift
I asked for a Fitbit for my birthday, and my friends got me a scale. I guess they want me to track my weight, not my steps.

The Birthday Card

Deciphering overly sentimental messages
My friend gave me a card that said, "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you." I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a roast.

Birthday Singing

Surviving the off-key singing of the "Happy Birthday" song
They say it's the thought that counts, but maybe we should start thinking about singing lessons before attempting "Happy Birthday" again.

Birthday Wishes

Unfulfilled birthday wishes
I wished for a birthday present that would make me scream with excitement. The spider hiding in the gift wrap delivered.

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