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Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
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Why did the birthday balloon want to be friends with the pin? It wanted to be popped at the best party!
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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake!
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Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat the birthday cake? Because it was stuffed!
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Why did the birthday boy/girl sit on the cake? They wanted to have their cake and sit on it too!
The Dreaded Birthday Song
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When someone starts singing Happy Birthday, I don't know where to look. Do I make eye contact with the person, or do I stare into the flames of the birthday candles, contemplating the life choices that led me to this awkward serenade?
Birthday Cake Wisdom
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Happy birthday is the only time when people enthusiastically encourage you to devour a massive amount of sugar and flour. It's like they're saying, Hey, you're a year older, so go ahead, add another candle to the cake and a few extra pounds to the scale!
The Birthday Card Dilemma
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Happy birthday is the prelude to the awkward moment when you receive a birthday card with an age-appropriate joke that makes you question if your friends know your actual age or just guessed based on the number of gray hairs they've counted.
The Gift-Giving Dilemma
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Ah, happy birthday, the two words that instantly make you panic about whether you've wrapped the present well enough. I've perfected the art of gift wrapping – it's like I'm preparing for a surprise party every time I hand someone a gift. Oh, you got me a book? Is it a thriller, or did you just run out of wrapping paper?
Aging Like Fine Wine
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Happy birthday is just a polite way of saying, Congratulations on surviving another year of questionable life choices! I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do, and the only thing I'm blowing out is the budget on anti-aging creams.
The Candles Conundrum
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Blowing out candles on your birthday is the closest most of us get to fulfilling our childhood dream of becoming a dragon. And yet, no one warns you about the tricky part – extinguishing all those flames without turning your face into a human torch.
The Birthday Blues
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You know, when someone says happy birthday, it's like they've handed you a glittery gift bag filled with expectations. Suddenly, you're supposed to be this beacon of joy and celebration. I don't know about you, but most of the time, I'm just hoping I don't accidentally set the cake on fire with all those candles!
Age, the Uninvited Guest
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You know you're getting older when the only thing you want for your birthday is for your back not to hurt when you blow out the candles. Happy birthday is just a reminder that time is like a nosy neighbor – it keeps peeking through the window, asking if you've finished that bucket list yet.
Gift Receipts, Please!
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Happy birthday is a polite way of saying, I hope you like the gift, but just in case, I left the receipt in the bag. Birthdays are like a game of gift roulette – will it be something you've always wanted or another ugly sweater that makes you question your fashion sense?
Social Media Overload
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These days, saying happy birthday has become a digital competition. It's not about the sincerity; it's about who can post the most extravagant birthday message. I'm just waiting for the day someone sends me a holographic cake through a virtual reality headset.
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