8 Handymen Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 23 2025

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Why did the handyman take a day off? He needed some time to screw around!
Why did the handyman bring a pencil to the job? In case he needed to draw some conclusions.
Why did the handyman become a comedian? Because he knew how to nail a punchline!
I asked the handyman if he could fix my broken vacuum. He just told me to suck it up.
Why did the handyman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the handyman become a gardener? Because he knew how to handle the rake!
Why did the handyman bring a pencil to the job? In case he needed to draw some conclusions.
My handyman just asked me for a high five. I couldn't reach, so I gave him a step ladder.

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