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The Confused Homeowner
Trying to explain the problem to the handyman
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Handyman tip: If a homeowner is drawing diagrams to explain a problem, it's either a complex plumbing issue or a failed attempt at Pictionary.
The Time-Traveling Handyman
Taking forever to finish a simple task
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I asked the handyman to paint a wall, and he handed me a calendar and said, "I'll finish it by the end of the month." Dude, I need a painted wall, not a countdown to New Year's Eve.
The Paranoid Handyman
Suspecting every innocent noise or object
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The handyman saw a shadow and exclaimed, "That's a sign of a faulty light fixture." No, it's a sign that the sun exists, and we're on planet Earth. Maybe I should have hired a handyman from Area 51.
The Clueless Handyman
Misinterpreting the problem and making it worse
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I asked the handyman to patch up a small hole in the wall, and now it looks like we're preparing for a medieval siege. Thanks, buddy, but I just wanted a wall, not a fortress.
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