5 Handymen Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 23 2025

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My handyman told me he's on a seafood diet. He sees food, and he eats it—especially if it's pizza.
I asked the handyman if he believed in love at first sight. He said, 'Sure, every time I see a power tool.
I told my handyman he needed a sense of humor. Now my plumbing's fixed, but my toilet won't stop telling jokes.
I hired a handyman to fix my leaky roof. Now it's fixed, but I have a new indoor pool.
I told my handyman I needed a break. Now my sofa is in pieces.

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