8 Jokes For Halfway

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Updated on: Jun 13 2025

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I wanted to make a pencil with an eraser at both ends, but it was pointless. Now, I'm halfway through inventing a pen that writes in both directions!
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist! I'm only halfway through figuring out where it went!
I wanted to make a pencil with an eraser at both ends, but it was pointless. Now, I'm halfway through inventing a pen that writes in both directions!
I tried to make a candle with my computer. It didn't work, but now I'm halfway through creating a screen saver that flickers like a flame!
I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience. Now, I'm halfway through becoming a pharmacist because I can handle the pills!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded, 'I'm halfway through updating. Can't you see I'm busy?
I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded, 'I'm halfway through updating. Can't you see I'm busy?
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now, I'm halfway into making a tie out of calendars!

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