6+ Best One Liners Jokes For halfway

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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I'm only halfway through looking!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. I'm only halfway through untangling myself!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, but I'm only halfway through!

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet, but we're halfway there!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already, but I'm only halfway through the bottle!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm halfway through my career change to become a stand-up comedian – I really rise to the occasion!

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