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The Person Halfway through a Relationship
Realizing you're halfway through the relationship, but your partner is still introducing you as "a friend."
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I asked my partner, "Where do you see us in five years?" They said, "Oh, we're still deciding if we should get matching tattoos or not." I think we're past the deciding phase; we're halfway through the relationship!
The Person Halfway through a Netflix Series
Realizing you're halfway through a season, but your life is still at Season 1, Episode 1.
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Netflix should have a warning: "Are you sure you want to continue watching? Your laundry is halfway through the cycle, and you left the oven on.
The Person Halfway through a Diet
Realizing you're halfway through your diet, but also halfway through a tub of ice cream.
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I'm on a diet that's so lenient; it's more like a suggestion. My trainer said, "Cut carbs," and I said, "How about I cut my workouts in half instead?
The Guy Stuck in Traffic
Being halfway to your destination but nowhere near halfway through the traffic jam.
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I've been in this traffic so long; I've seen carpool lanes turn into family lanes. People are bringing their pets and setting up picnics.
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