bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the tomato turn red halfway across the road? It saw the salad dressing!
0
0
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. He's only halfway through the course!
0
0
Why did the scarecrow stop working halfway through his job? He was outstanding in his field!
0
0
Why did the math book look sad halfway through the lesson? It had too many problems!
0
0
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side. It's only halfway through clucking up the courage!
0
0
Why did the tomato turn red halfway across the road? It saw the salad dressing!
0
0
Relationships are strange, aren't they? It's like driving halfway across the country and realizing you forgot your GPS—lost, directionless, and arguing over who should have asked for directions at the last gas station.
0
0
Being halfway through the workweek is like running a marathon. You're panting, sweating, and praying for the finish line while your office chair whispers, 'Just five more meetings to go, champ!'
0
0
They say time flies when you're having fun, but it feels like it's stuck halfway in traffic during rush hour. Time's probably looking at the clock like, 'Well, this is awkward.'
0
0
Starting a DIY project is easy; it's being halfway through that really tests your commitment. Suddenly, you're knee-deep in paint, wondering if your bookshelf was meant to look like abstract art.
0
0
I’m convinced that 'halfway' is where all the lost socks from the laundry go. Seriously, it’s the Bermuda Triangle of socks. They vanish like they've got a secret society meeting halfway through the spin cycle.
0
0
Life is like being halfway through a Netflix series—sometimes you've invested so much time, you stick around even if it turns into a bad spin-off. Just me and Season 8 of 'That's So Raven.'
0
0
You ever feel like life's a sandwich, and you're just halfway through, biting into the crust? It’s that moment you realize you're just chewing through the tougher bits, waiting for the juicy parts to hit.
0
0
Self-improvement is like climbing a mountain. You're halfway up, exhausted, and then someone hands you a brochure for an even taller mountain—welcome to 'Peak Overachiever.'
0
0
Parenting is being halfway through explaining something to your kids, and they've already invented three new questions, a conspiracy theory, and an interpretive dance about why bedtime is a scam.
Post a Comment