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What do you call a bee that only collects nectar from six flowers? A hexa-honey harvester!
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Why did the banker only count out six coins? He believed in cents and sensibility!
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Why did the tailor only sew six buttons on the shirt? He didn't want to over-button the situation!
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I asked the carpenter how many chairs he could make. He said, 'I can manage a half-dozen, but no more. Anything more would be a chair-nado!
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I asked the chef how many eggs he needed for the recipe. He said, 'Egg-sactly six. I don't want to crack under pressure!
The Carton Gambit
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Who decided that a 'half dozen' is a fair measure? I think the carton manufacturers are secretly playing roulette with our breakfast. Spin the wheel, who gets the bonus egg today?
The Odd Egg Out
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You ever open a carton and find just a half dozen in there? It's like the carton's playing a game of hide-and-seek. Surprise! I'm only half-full today. Good luck making that cake!
The Half Dozen Dilemma
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You ever notice how they call it a half dozen? Who came up with that? Are they trying to shortchange us, making us think we're getting a full deal but secretly sneaking off with a missing egg? Oh sure, just a half dozen, but guess what, it's a 'full price'!
The Half Dozen Conspiracy
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Why stop at a dozen? I think it's a conspiracy by chickens to make us buy more eggs. Hey guys, let's confuse them with a half dozen! They'll buy twice as much just to do the math!
The Mysterious Half Dozen
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I think the 'half dozen' is the magician of the egg carton world. You buy a dozen, and poof! Abracadabra! Six eggs vanish into thin air. Next thing you know, you're having a magical omelet for breakfast.
The Eggstraordinary Disappearing Act
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You know, a dozen is solid, reliable. But a 'half dozen'? It's like those eggs are magicians pulling a vanishing trick. Ta-da! Watch as I disappear from your carton!
The Egg Economy
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The 'half dozen' is like the awkward middle child of the egg family. Not a full dozen, not a few eggs - it's stuck in this limbo. Come on, commit! Are you in or out?
The Eggshell Enigma
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The 'half dozen' feels like a sneaky sales tactic. Hey, let's call it 'half' and charge them 'full'. Genius! They'll never notice!
The Egg-sistential Crisis
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Ever notice how 'half dozen' makes you question life? Like, are we dealing with six eggs or some existential crisis about what half of a dozen truly means? Am I really half full or half empty? The eggs need therapy, I'm telling you.
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