5 Jokes For Half Dozen

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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The Fitness Enthusiast

Exercise Extremes
The gym instructor said, 'Just do a half dozen squats.' My legs heard, 'Welcome to the land of wobbly knees and regret.'

The Overzealous Chef

Obsession with Perfect Portions
The recipe said 'makes a half dozen cupcakes.' Mine made a promise, then ghosted—ended up with enough batter for a pastry party!

The Relationship Guru

Deciphering Mixed Signals
Tried setting up a date for 'half a dozen' oysters. Apparently, that’s seafood for ‘let's never talk about this again.’”

The Aspiring Gardener

Green Thumb Troubles
Bought 'half a dozen' seeds for my garden. They sprouted into a 'six-uation' where my yard's now a jungle. I’m growing wild, literally!

The Frugal Shopper

Stretching Every Dollar
Bought 'half a dozen' socks on sale. Turns out, they really meant three pairs, two lefties, and one that was just socking it to me!

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