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Have you ever tried to impress someone by saying, "I'll cook you a gourmet meal, just a half dozen courses"? It sounds fancy until you realize it's just three courses with double portions. The culinary illusion shattered!
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Half dozen" is such an odd term. It's like they wanted to sound fancy, but really, they just mean six. Imagine if we applied that logic to everything in life. "I'll take a half dozen friends for dinner, please. I'm not feeling too social today.
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I asked my friend to grab me a half dozen beers from the fridge, and he brought back six. I had to clarify, "No, I meant half a dozen, you know, three beers. I'm on a responsible drinking diet.
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Why is it that when you say you'll be ready in a half dozen minutes, people look at you like you just invented a new unit of time? "Is that longer or shorter than a regular dozen minutes?
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is finishing a half dozen episodes on Netflix. It's not about quantity; it's about the quality of pretending you have a social life.
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I bought a half dozen new socks, and now I'm convinced that socks have an escape plan. You start with six, and somehow end up with only two. It's the mystery of the disappearing sock, starring my laundry room as the scene of the crime.
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Why do they call it a "half dozen" instead of just saying six? It's like they're trying to make you feel more sophisticated while you're counting your eggs. "Oh, these aren't just eggs, my friend. These are a half dozen of nature's delicacies.
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I bought a half dozen donuts the other day, and I thought, "Who am I kidding? This is just my way of saying I want six, but I'm leaving room for guilt-free seconds. It's all about self-deception in the pastry aisle.
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The term "half dozen" is like a secret code for being halfway committed to something. "I'll bring a half dozen cupcakes to the potluck" basically means, "I want to contribute, but I also want to eat half of them myself.
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