6 Jokes For Half Dozen

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Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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Why did the gardener plant only six tomato plants? Because she couldn't ketchup with more!
I tried to organize my socks and found only six in the drawer. Looks like they're in a half-dozen hiding!
Why did the musician only play six notes? Because that was the key to harmony!
I was going to tell you a joke about six, but it's not half as funny as seven eight nine!
Why was the baker's dozen jealous of the half dozen? Because six was just half-baked!
Why was the mathematician okay with having only six acquaintances? Because half a dozen friends are better than none!

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