6 Jokes For Guy Walks Into The Bar

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Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, 'You can stay but don't try to start anything.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a man sitting with a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist playing it. He asks the bartender, 'Where did that come from?' The bartender replies, 'There's a genie in the back granting wishes.' The guy rushes to the back and asks the genie for a million bucks. Suddenly, the bar is filled with ducks.
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of H2O. His friend beside him says, 'I'll have H2O too.' The friend never made it out of the bar alive.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers here.' The guy replies, 'That's okay, I'm not from this timeline.
A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign that says 'Free drinks if you can make our horse laugh.' He whispers something in the horse's ear, and the horse bursts into laughter. The bartender, amazed, asks, 'What did you say?' The guy replies, 'I just told him my salary.
A guy walks into a bar wearing a tinfoil hat. The bartender asks, 'What's with the hat?' The guy says, 'I'm protecting myself from the government's mind-reading devices.' The bartender laughs, 'That's ridiculous!' The guy whispers, 'I know, right?

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