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A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, 'Dry?' The guy replies, 'No, just one martini.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. Suddenly, a monkey jumps on the counter and starts eating all the peanuts. The bartender says, 'Hey, did you see that?' The guy replies, 'Yeah, that monkey sure loves his peanuts.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'We don't serve time travelers here.' The guy walks into a bar.
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A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, 'I'll take a beer, and one for the road.
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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, saying, 'I'm celebrating getting my Ph.D.' The bartender asks, 'Wow, what was your Ph.D. in?' The guy responds, 'Drinking.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes. The bartender asks, 'Are you celebrating?' The guy replies, 'No, I'm preparing for the weather.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, 'What's the occasion?' The guy replies, 'Oh, I just got married.' The bartender congratulates him. 'Why aren't you celebrating?' asks the bartender. The guy chuckles, 'My wife's waiting for me at home with a rolling pin.
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A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, 'I'll take a beer, and one for the road.
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A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, 'A beer, please, and one for the road.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a vodka martini. The bartender says, 'Coming right up.' The guy says, 'Thank you, but I'm actually in a hurry. Can you make it fast?' The bartender replies, 'Sure, vodka martini.
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