5 Jokes For Guy Walks Into The Bar

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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The Regular Drinker

Balancing personal life with bar life
So, there's this guy who spends more time at the bar than at home. His wife asked me if I could make a drink called 'The Missing Husband.' I said, 'Sure, it's just an empty glass.

The Designated Driver

Staying sober in a sea of drunken chaos
So, this guy comes in and says, 'I'm the designated driver tonight.' I handed him a soda and said, 'Congratulations, you're the hero we didn't know we needed.

The Karaoke Enthusiast

Singing talents versus reality
A guy walks into the bar, grabs the mic, and starts singing. I asked him if he had a request. He said, 'Yeah, silence.

The Barstool Philosopher

Deep thoughts in a not-so-deep setting
A guy walks in and starts talking about parallel universes. I said, 'In this universe, we call that ordering two drinks at once.

The Bartender

Dealing with quirky customers
A guy walks in, sits at the bar, and says, 'I'll have what he's having.' I'm thinking, 'He's having water. We've got a high roller here, folks.

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