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Goku on social media? Now, that's a sight to behold. Imagine him posting selfies mid-battle with villains, captioned, "Just another day at the office. #SaiyanLife #NoFilterJustKiBlasts." And don't get me started on his Instagram stories. It's just him training in 100 times Earth's gravity, and he's like, "Just a light workout today. Feeling a bit lazy. #SaiyanStruggles."
But the best part is when he tries to understand hashtags.
"Why do I need to put a pound sign before SuperSaiyan? Is that like a secret Saiyan code?
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Can you imagine Goku going for a job interview in the real world? He's sitting there, trying to explain his qualifications, and all he can say is, "Well, I've saved the Earth, like, a dozen times. Does that count as leadership experience?" "My weakness? Kryptonite... Wait, wrong universe."
And when they ask about his achievements, he's like, "I've mastered the Kamehameha wave, but I struggle with Microsoft Excel. I mean, who needs spreadsheets when you've got energy blasts?"
I can see the interviewer scratching their head, thinking, "Is this guy for real?" But hey, if the job involves saving the world, Goku's got it in the bag. Office politics, on the other hand, might be a bit too much for him.
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Goku's dating life must be a mess. I mean, the guy is either saving the world or training in some far-off dimension. Can you imagine him on a date? "Sorry, I'm late. Had to fight off an intergalactic tyrant on my way here. No biggie."
And when he's asked about his interests, he's like, "I love martial arts, eating massive amounts of food, and occasionally turning blonde and getting really angry. Oh, and I'm terrible at remembering anniversaries. Blame it on the Saiyan blood."
But you know what, despite all his quirks, there's probably a line of people wanting to date Goku. After all, who wouldn't want a partner who can literally move mountains for you?
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You ever wonder what it's like when Goku, the mighty Saiyan warrior, goes grocery shopping? I mean, the guy saves the world, but can he handle the chaos of a supermarket? Picture this - he's in the produce section, and suddenly, he's scanning ki levels instead of looking for ripe avocados. "Over 9000 grams of potassium in these bananas! Yeah, I'll take three bunches!"
And you know he's that guy who can never find anything. He's flying up and down the aisles, asking the store clerk, "Hey, do you have any Senzu Beans in stock? No? Okay, I'll settle for some organic kale."
It's a dilemma for him. He can't decide between instant ramen or instant transmission. Decisions, decisions. I bet his shopping cart looks like a mix of protein shakes, Senzu Beans, and, of course, some hair gel to keep that Super Saiyan hair on point.
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