5 Jokes For Goku

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 17 2025

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Krillin's Barber

A Bald Head in a World of Super Saiyans
Krillin once asked me, "Do you think hair loss is a sign of weakness?" I said, "No, Krillin, getting your head knocked off by Frieza is a sign of weakness.

Goku's Personal Trainer

Balancing Super Saiyan with Rest Days
Training Goku is like teaching a kid not to play with matches. "No, Goku, you can't go Super Saiyan during yoga class. It's not a power-up pose!

Chi-Chi's Cooking Show Host

Feeding a Saiyan Family on a Budget
I suggested a cooking show segment called "Saiyan Snacks." Chi-Chi looked at me and said, "Snacks? Goku's idea of a snack is a feast for an entire village!

Yamcha's Dating Coach

Dating in a World of Superpowered Singles
I asked Yamcha, "Why do you keep dating women who can bench press more than you?" He said, "It's not my fault they have super strength; blame the writers!

Vegeta's Marriage Counselor

Super Saiyan Ego vs. Household Harmony
Bulma asked me, "Is there a counseling technique for someone who can destroy planets with their mind?" I said, "Sure, it's called 'anger management,' but in Vegeta's case, it's more like 'planet management.'

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