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Goku trains in gravity that's 100 times Earth's gravity. I can barely handle the gravitational pull of my couch on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Does Netflix and chill count as a gravitational workout?
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You ever notice how Goku's hair always stays perfect even after a fierce battle? My hair looks like it's been through a tornado after a short jog. Maybe I need to invest in some Saiyan hair gel.
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Goku spends hours training every day to protect the Earth. Meanwhile, I consider it a workout if I manage to find the TV remote without leaving the couch. I mean, we both have our priorities, right?
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You ever notice how Goku always fights these epic battles, saves the world, and then goes back to being a humble farmer? I can barely handle the stress of choosing what to watch on Netflix after a long day of work.
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You know you're an adult when you realize Goku is the only guy who can eat more than you and still stay in shape. I mean, have you seen him devour those meals? I try that, and suddenly I'm on a first-name basis with my local gym.
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Goku's ability to eat an entire buffet and still be ready to throw down is impressive. If I eat too much, the only thing I'm throwing down is my phone because I can't move from the food coma.
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Goku's hair turns blonde when he powers up. If my hair changed color every time I got excited, my barber would be a millionaire by now. "Oh, you watched a good movie? That'll be an extra $20 for the color change.
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Goku can turn into a Super Saiyan and increase his power level. I can turn into a Super Snoozer and increase my nap level. It's all about finding your own superpowers, right?
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Goku has this instant transmission technique where he can teleport anywhere in the world. Meanwhile, I struggle to find my keys every morning. Maybe Goku should consider a side gig as a personal teleportation coach.
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