17 Jokes For Goku

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Updated on: Jan 17 2025

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What's Goku's favorite instrument? The piccolo!
What does Goku do at a seafood restaurant? He goes Kame-hame-haddock!
What's Goku's favorite ice cream flavor? Super Sundae!
What's Vegeta's favorite food? Kakarrot cake!
Why did Goku start a landscaping business? Because he's great at turning Super Saiyan grass into Super Saiyan lawns!
What's Goku's favorite game? Dodge the Spirit Bomb!
How does Goku keep his kitchen organized? With ultra-instinct-ry precision!

Goku's Fashion Sense

Goku's wardrobe consists of an orange gi that he's been wearing since forever. I guess when you're saving the universe, who has time for a wardrobe change? Fashion? Never heard of her.

Goku's Driving Skills

Can you imagine Goku behind the wheel? Buckle up, kids! We're going to Namek... or maybe just the grocery store. Honestly, I get those two mixed up sometimes.

Goku's Conversations

Goku's idea of a deep conversation is asking, Want to see me turn into a Super Saiyan? Dude, I just wanted to know if you prefer coffee or tea.

Goku's Grocery Woes

You ever notice how Goku from Dragon Ball Z trains to become the strongest in the universe but still can't find the grocery store? I mean, the guy can sense energy from lightyears away, but when it comes to milk and eggs, he's like, Where's the Instant Transmission when you need it?

Goku's Food Choices

Goku's out here saving the universe, but he still thinks a Senzu bean is a balanced breakfast. Ah yes, the breakfast of champions: one Senzu bean and a side of intergalactic danger.

Goku's Pet Choices

If Goku had a pet, it would probably be a dragon, because, you know, collecting dragon balls wasn't enough. Meet my pet, Shenron. He's great at fetch... and granting wishes.

Goku's Workout Routine

Goku's workout routine: Lift weights, spar with Vegeta, save the universe, repeat. I tried that once; all I got was a gym membership and a parking ticket.

Goku's Hair Game

Have you seen Goku's hair? It's like he's constantly trying to one-up a Super Saiyan version of a hedgehog. I bet every time he wakes up, he's like, Another day, another gravity-defying hair challenge.

Goku vs. Technology

You'd think a guy who can shoot energy blasts would be good with technology, right? But nope, give Goku a smartphone, and he's like, Is this a new type of capsule? How do I get it to fly?

Goku's Shopping List

Goku's shopping list: Senzu beans, milk, eggs, and a new villain to fight. Priorities, right? Honey, did we get the Dragon Radar? I think I left it next to the broccoli.

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