7 Get Well Soon Cards Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 05 2024

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Sending a get well soon card to a germ is like inviting trouble to come back for a visit!
I wrote a get well soon card for my friend with a broken watch. It said, 'Time heals all wounds, tick-tock your way to recovery!'
Why did the get well soon card become a motivational speaker? It had an uplifting message to deliver!
Why did the get well soon card join a comedy club? To spread some 'laughterapy'!
Why did the get well soon card take up knitting? To stitch together some recovery wishes!
Why did the get well soon card apply for a job? It wanted to work on its 'delivery'!
Why did the get well soon card visit the doctor? It had a case of tearable puns!

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