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I sent a get well soon card to my friend with a broken pencil. It said, 'You're write on the mend!'
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What do you say in a get well soon card to a magician? 'Wishing you a speedy abra-cadabra recovery!'
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Sending a get well soon card to a sneeze feels like promoting its career in spreading 'achoo-sitivity'!
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I bought a get well soon card for my clumsy friend. It said, 'Hope you stop breaking the ice... and bones!'
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What do you write in a card for a sick balloon? 'Hope you're back to your buoyant self soon!'
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Sending a get well soon card to a tree struck by lightning would be 'shocking' sympathy!
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Why did the get well soon card break up with the envelope? Because it couldn't contain its feelings!
Get Well Soon or Else
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You ever get a Get well soon card from someone you barely know, and it feels more like a threat than a wish? Get well soon, Dave. Because if you don't, I'm next in line for your office chair, and it's really ergonomic.
Hallmark, We Need to Talk
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I went to the store to buy a Get well soon card, and I thought, Is Hallmark secretly run by doctors? 'Cause these cards make the medical field seem like a walk in the park. I want a card that says, 'Get well soon, unless it's contagious. In that case, stay far, far away.'
The Truth Behind the Message
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You ever read a Get well soon card and think, Man, this is so sweet and heartfelt, and then you realize it's basically saying, Hurry up and get better so we can stop pretending to care?
The Real MVPs of Recovery
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Forget the doctors and nurses; the unsung heroes of any recovery are the people who write those Get well soon cards. I mean, it takes skill to make empathy sound so mass-produced and yet oddly personal.
DIY Greeting Cards
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I've started making my own Get well soon cards. I figure a picture of me doing jumping jacks and a caption like, Get well soon or I'll keep embarrassing myself in your honor is way more motivating.
The Uninspired Greeting Card
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You ever notice how Get well soon cards are like the least imaginative things ever? It's like, Hey, I heard you're sick, but I couldn't come up with anything better than this generic message printed on a piece of cardboard. Get well soon, I guess. Or don't, whatever.
Confusing Recovery Wishes
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I got a Get well soon card that had a picture of a turtle on it. I'm like, is that a metaphor for my recovery? Am I supposed to take things slow? Or did they just run out of cards with kittens on them? Either way, it's a slow and confusing road to recovery, apparently.
Hallmark's Backup Plan
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I imagine there's a secret stash of Get well soon cards for really awkward situations. Like, Sorry you got a paper cut, here's a card to wish you a speedy recovery. We know it's tough.
The DIY Cure
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I started sending myself Get well soon cards. Figured if the cards won't make me feel better, at least the confusion will distract me from my illness. Get well soon, self. P.S. Are you sure it's not just allergies?
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