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The Cryptic Message Writer
Trying to decode the overly poetic get well soon cards.
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Got a get well soon card with a message so deep, I needed scuba gear. "As the sun sets on the horizon of your illness, may the dawn of good health rise in its place." Yeah, thanks for the poetic riddle. I just wanted chicken soup.
The Competitive Well-Wisher
Turning get well soon cards into a competition.
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So, my friend was sick, and he got a card that said, "Wishing you a speedy recovery." I gave him one that said, "Wishing you a recovery so fast, they'll make a movie about it, and Dwayne Johnson will play you.
The Procrastinator
Rushing to find a get well soon card at the last minute.
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You know you've procrastinated too long when the get well soon card you find says, "Hope you're back on your feet soon," and it's surrounded by cobwebs at the store.
The Hallmark Reject
Creating a unique get well soon card that stands out.
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I decided to make my own get well soon cards because, let's face it, the ones in the store are way too generic. Mine has a pop-up ninja and says, "Hope you kick that illness in the face!
The Overly Honest Friend
Balancing honesty and sensitivity when giving a get well soon card.
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I tried to be supportive on a get well soon card, but my honesty got the best of me. I wrote, "Heard you were sick, thought you could use a laugh. P.S. Google says laughter is the best medicine, not my fault if it doesn't work.
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