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Get well soon cards are basically the socially acceptable way of saying, "I heard you're sick, but I don't want to catch it, so here's a piece of paper with a heartfelt message." It's like a sympathy shield in card form.
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You know, get well soon cards are like the Hallmark version of sending sympathy, but with a sprinkle of optimism. "Sorry you're feeling like garbage, but here's a card with a rainbow and a kitten to cheer you up!
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Get well soon cards are like the cheerleaders of the medical world. "You can do it, immune system! Fight, fight, fight!" It's like we're trying to motivate our own bodies with colorful pieces of paper.
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Get well soon cards are the only cards that can make the phrase "thoughts and prayers" sound sincere. "Sending you thoughts, prayers, and a card with a cute puppy, because nothing says 'I care' like adorable animals.
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Have you ever noticed that get well soon cards always seem to have the most uplifting messages, as if words alone can cure the flu? "Wishing you a speedy recovery, because apparently, your immune system responds well to positive affirmations.
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Get well soon cards are the only cards where it's completely acceptable to recycle the same sentiments over and over again. "Wishing you a speedy recovery," is the 'Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V' of the card-giving world.
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I love how get well soon cards are so generic. You could give one to someone recovering from surgery or someone who just had a bad hair day. "Get well soon, because life's too short to have a bad hair moment!
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I love how get well soon cards have this unwritten rule that they must include a pun. "Hope you're back on your feet soon!" It's like they hired a part-time comedian to work at the card factory.
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I find it amusing that get well soon cards often have pictures of people doing incredibly healthy activities, like jogging or doing yoga. Because, let's be real, when you're sick, the only exercise you're getting is reaching for the remote.
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