8 Jokes For Gertrud

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Updated on: Jul 08 2024

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What did Gertrud say when she entered the art museum? 'This place is really 'framing' greatness!
Why did Gertrud bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
How did Gertrud react when she found out she won the lottery? She was 'tickled pink'!
What did Gertrud do at the seafood buffet? She pulled a mussel!
Why did Gertrud bring a ladder to the sale? To 'climb' up the savings!
Why did Gertrud take a spoon to the movie theater? For the 'blockbuster' popcorn!
Why did Gertrud refuse to play cards with the jungle animals? She heard they were 'cheetahs'!
What did Gertrud do when she saw a banana peel on the sidewalk? She 'split'!

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