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Why did Gertrud become a gardener? She wanted to let her personality 'blossom'!
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Why did Gertrud bring a watch to the cooking class? She heard timing was 'crucial'!
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Why did Gertrud bring a magnifying glass to the beach? She wanted to 'expand' her horizons!
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What did Gertrud say to the comedian? 'You crack me up, but I'm no egg-spert!
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Why did Gertrud bring a map to the party? In case things got 'directional'!
The Gertrud Chronicles
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You know, my ghostwriter gave me a note that just said Gertrud. I'm like, is this a secret code? Is it a hidden treasure map, or did Gertrud just run out of groceries again?
Gertrud, the Mythical Creature
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I get handed a note that just says Gertrud. I'm wondering if it's a mythical creature from ancient folklore. Spoiler alert: Gertrud is the magical being that can make your internet work by threatening to call customer service.
Gertrud's Fashion Line
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Received a note from my ghostwriter: Gertrud. I'm thinking it's the latest fashion trend. Turns out, it's just the name of my ghostwriter's knitting project. Gertrud, the avant-garde scarf that's taking the catwalk by storm, literally.
Gertrud, the Unseen Force
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So my ghostwriter hands me this note - Gertrud. I'm thinking, is this the name of my alter ego, the superhero I never knew I had? Gertrud, the master of avoiding responsibilities. She's so good; even my bills can't find her.
Gertrud, the Master of Mystery
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I asked my ghostwriter for some material, and all I got was a single word: Gertrud. I mean, who is Gertrud? Is she a spy? Is she the real mastermind behind all those missing socks? I'm starting to suspect she's the reason my Wi-Fi goes out randomly.
Gertrud's Fortune Cookies
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Got a note that said Gertrud. I'm thinking it's a cryptic message about my future. Nope, just my ghostwriter's attempt at ordering Chinese takeout. Gertrud, the fortune cookie that predicts a day full of unexpected cat videos.
Gertrud's Kitchen Adventures
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I get handed a note with just one word - Gertrud. I'm like, is this the secret ingredient missing from my cooking? Gertrud seasoning: guaranteed to make any dish taste like confusion and a hint of existential crisis.
Gertrud's Guide to Zen
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Got a mysterious note from my ghostwriter: Gertrud. I'm thinking it's some ancient philosophy or a mantra for inner peace. Turns out, it's just my ghostwriter's grandma's name. Well, Gertrud, if you're listening, your name just became my meditation chant.
Gertrud, the Rebel
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My ghostwriter gives me a note - Gertrud. I'm like, did I miss a family reunion or something? Who names their kid Gertrud in the 21st century? That's not a name; that's a rebel yell against modern baby-naming conventions.
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