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The thing about Gertruds is they're not just great cooks; they're also excellent at guilt-tripping. "Oh, you didn't try my dish? It's okay, I'll just sit here alone in the corner with my casserole, no biggie.
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Gertruds are like culinary detectives. They'll hunt you down just to make sure you got seconds of their famous stew. You can run, but you can't hide from their ladle!
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Gertruds are like the unsung heroes of every family reunion. They're the backbone of potlucks and picnics. I bet if you check their pockets, you'll find a stash of recipe cards ready to hand out at any moment.
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You can always spot a Gertrud at a party. They're the ones hovering around the buffet table, making sure everyone's tried their famous potato salad. And they won't take no for an answer! "Oh, come on, just a small scoop, you'll love it!
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I'm convinced Gertruds have a secret network where they swap casserole recipes like it's the stock market. "I'll trade you my lasagna recipe for your mac and cheese one. Trust me, it's a good deal!
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Have you ever noticed how every family has a "Gertrud"? You know, that one relative who always brings a casserole to every gathering? I swear, you could have a barbecue in Antarctica, and Gertrud would show up with a steaming hot dish and be like, "Oh, it's just a little something I whipped up!
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It's like Gertruds have a sixth sense for anyone on a diet. They'll look at you with those kind, yet persuasive eyes and say, "One bite won't hurt. It's all veggies!
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Gertruds are like food guardian angels. They'll swoop in, armed with Tupperware, ready to pack leftovers for you, whether you asked for it or not. You just can't escape their generosity... or their casseroles!
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You can always count on a Gertrud to ask, "Have you eaten?" as soon as you walk through the door. It's like their superpower. They can't help themselves! You could be there to fix the plumbing, and they'd still offer you a slice of pie.
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