5 Jokes For Gertrud

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 08 2024

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The DIY Enthusiast

Gertrud, the DIY expert with her webs
Gertrud's constantly redecorating, but it's hard to tell if it's for aesthetics or just her never-ending quest for snacks. Her web designs are quite "catchy," though!

The Misunderstood Pet

Gertrud the misunderstood pet spider
Gertrud's dating life is tough. She keeps scaring away potential suitors, but hey, she's just trying to "catch" someone special.

The Overprotective Friend

Gertrud, the overprotective spider friend
I wanted to go on a solo trip, but Gertrud insisted on coming along. Guess I'm stuck with a clingy travel buddy... and a lot of spider luggage.

The Matchmaker

Gertrud, the unlikely matchmaker
Gertrud's dating advice is something else. She keeps telling me, "Just spin a web of lies, and they'll get caught in your charm!

The Unconventional Roommate

Gertrud, the unexpected roommate
I asked Gertrud to clean up her cobwebs, and she replied, "But I thought we were going for that haunted-chic look!

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